My second pregnancy is like a trip to the DMV. It's painfully long and grueling but I know that in the end I'll be happy as a clam to have it over with.
I know, I know... I really need to stop sugar coating things. Geesh.
Granted, I didn't love being knocked up the first time around either. While most women revel in a state of pregnancy bliss, I tend to count down the days until it's over. Does that make me a bad mother? I don't think so. I just prefer not to get fat, have my skin stretch out, pee every five minutes, and feel sick for
Anyway... Now that I've officially announced that there's a sequel to my original Lifetime movie, I thought I'd share my favorite things about Pregnancy Number Two: Revenge of Momzilla.